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omg can’t stop laughing.
(623): Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can’t shut my computer fast enough.Via TXTS FRM LST NGHT![]()
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Another parody.Nightlight by The Harvard Lampoon
” About three things I was absolutely certain. First, Edwart was most likely my soul mate, maybe. Second, there was a vampire part of him - which I assumed was wildly out of his control - that wanted me dead. And third, I unconditionally, irrevocably, impenetrably, heterogeneously, gynecologically, and disreputably wished he had kissed me.”
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Why the gay penguins split. It had to be a conniving woman!
Via Agent 3ZThings were going mighty good for Harry and Pepper, the aforementioned gay penguin couple. but:
Enter the recently widowed Linda, who has long had a reputation of sorts, according to Brown the Zoo keeper.
“That was the fastest we’d ever seen penguins move on,” he said. “To be completely anthropomorphizing, Linda seems conniving. She’s got her plan. I don’t think she was wanting to be a single girl for too long.”Within weeks of Linda’s mate passing away in winter, Harry was seen in Linda’s old burrow spending time with her.
Then one day, Harry and Linda approached Pepper’s pen and confronted Pepper. Harry began attacking Pepper violently and the three ultimately had to be separated, Brown said.
Harry and Linda successfully nested this year and eventually Pepper was returned to the penguin exhibit from a bachelor pad at the Avian Conservation Center, where he quietly took up his old residence. Zookeepers and fans are waiting with bated breath to see what might happen next.
“That’s the big question,” Brown of the San Fransisco Zoo said. “It’s molting season and around that time we see couples getting shaken up. It’ll be interesting to see if Harry spends any of that time with Pepper. We’ll have to wait and see.”





