1. Best episode of the season so far. Weiner, I see your climax approaching — and I think it will be so, so sweet.

    Best episode of the season so far. Weiner, I see your climax approaching — and I think it will be so, so sweet.

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  2. Fellowship Applications

    It’s a sherry, Diet Mountain Dew, jumbo pizza slices, Amit Trivedi, and cigars kind of night. If anxiety about the next six months doesn’t get me, a death associated with living an unhealthy lifestyle due to stress certainly will.

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  3. So it’s very frustrating, and I mean frustrating to the point of violence, when we don’t get what we’re owed. A contract has been broken. These women, by exercising their own choices, are denying it to us. It’s why every Nice Guy is shocked to find that buying gifts for a girl and doing her favors won’t win him sex. It’s why we go to “slut” and “whore” as our default insults — we’re not mad that women enjoy sex. We’re mad that women are distributing to other people the sex that they owed us.
    5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women | Cracked.com

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  4. “STUDENT LOAN” SALAD
    Prep time: 5 minutes
    Approximate cost: $0.75 Ingredients

    Mixed greens
    Fresh corn
    Sexual tension
    Cucumber
    Whatever other raw vegetables you have
    Salt and pepper
    Toasted sesame oil
    Balsamic vinegar

    Put all the above ingredients in a bowl. Toss. Eat from the big bowl. Add kale chiffonade if you want to feel pretentious.

    10 Easy Recipes For 20-Somethings Who Can’t Really Cook | Thought Catalog

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  5. 'Hysteria' is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It is a sustained sexual joke with many feigned orgasms.
    Hysteria - NYT

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  6. Re: Dead Friends

    SLK: I hope she's still alive.

    Ms. J: You hope she's still alive? I think we would know if she's died.

    SLK: I dunno...it's surprising what you don't know about people once they're off Facebook.

    Ms. J: Still, Stanford would find out and people would be all like RIP CCK and boo hoo hoo...

    SLK: **inappropriate laughter**

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  7. Odour - Manto, as read by Sheema Kermani

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  8. Tangled Ever After

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